Dating my ovation guitar
Kind, caring, attentive, enough to make all of my friends jealous. Shortly after dinner, my best friend Jessica called me and told me she had some information to share with me about Mark.
I found out something about Mark that will forever change my opinion about him, and my ability to trust men has been forever shattered.
She told me that she started to piece it all together when she observed a text message conversation between Mark and I.
EARLY1980'S SR&D BY TOM SCHOLZ GUITARIST OF "BOSTON" "NO RESERVE" I BOUGHT THIS NEW FROM SR&D. ONE OF THE FIRST HEADPHONE AMPLIFIERS THAT IS STILL WIDELY USED TODAY.
And that’s because he’s a couple of old hot dogs, and hot dogs can’t text. ” And although Rachel does seem to have a problem with alcohol consumption, this was the night that Jessica finally realized the truth about Mark.
And even though Mark was the star point guard in our schools basketball team, nobody could ever recall Mark actually participating in any of the games. This is a reality facing young girls everywhere today: somewhere out there, someone is knitting tiny, little mohair sweaters, filling them with stinky, old hot dogs and then putting them into circulation as real people.
However, tonight the sound of acoustic guitar music would be replaced with the sound of tears, sniffling, tissues being removed from tissue packets and other sounds that indicate that something sad is happening.
It was there at the cafe that Jessica told me the bad news: Mark is actually just a couple of old hot dogs inside of a very tiny, mohair sweater.