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Jenna Alatari Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Doug Coupland What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
That's right, love can actually bring a chuckle or a side-splitting laugh out of anyone.
Because when you are in love, you are automatically having a good time.
Richard Lewis Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. English Proverb Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.
Unknown Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
Jack Nicholson I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me – I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.Oscar Wilde Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.Chelsea Handler Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.Helen Rowland There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. Rita Rudner You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.Henny Youngman When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. Richard Jeni Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. George Bernard Shaw Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.